Sunday, October 07, 2007

The Sanctity of Marriage

Well, Plastic Pam has married some ridiculous turd of a man whose claim to fame is being in the Paris Hilton sex tape. This is her third. Makes me so glad that the conservatives are fighting to honor this most holy of unions. I mean really how can any one expect gays and lesbians to keep this institution as fresh and clean as the straight people have. I give it six months.

2 comments:

Carrie Penny said...

I was in a group the other day that was trying to compare today's Hollywood with that of the Golden Age of Cinema and I made the comment, how do you compare... There were seedy sides to fame back then, but at least they weren't in the news and they weren't half as bad as the things we see today. An affair was brushed under the carpet and ignored today it is headline news.

Rebecca said...

You know, it just occurred to me that the same marriage they are trying to "protect" is the governmental side of things, the same kind of marriage that lets you get married to a stranger by Elvis. Yeah, that's way better than letting two men who have been with each other for 20 years to get some kind of legal arrangement so that one doesn't lose the house when the other dies.